
I hate looking for new jobs, but
unfortunately, I’ve had much experience. To those of you who live/work in the
Bay Area, you should always have your resume updated immediately following any
reorganization, reduction in force (a.k.a.: RIF), rightsizing, downsizing, or
layoff. My rule of thumb is giving a company three reorganizations to get their
act together [example: 3 RIF’s approximately six months apart], then I start
looking for another place to work. It isn’t considered jumping ship, nor is it
considered being disloyal. After the 2nd RIF, you are working for a
new company anyway.
Remember, when interviewing, you are given an opportunity to check out the
company as much as the company is checking out you! There are several "red
flags" that I now pay strict attention to when interviewing and if ANY of them
come up during an interview or while waiting for subsequent interviews, I RUN
AWAY!

Here are some examples of when to run away and from whom to run away from:
While using an employment agency:
- If the agency wants YOU to pay a "finder’s fee", run away. PERIOD. You are
selling yourself to the agency, and the agency is selling you to a company.
You shouldn’t have to pay for selling yourself.
- You must be sure to have the undivided attention of the recruiter during
your interview. I went to a "well respected, established" agency. The
recruiter was late for our appointment, she accepted telephone calls while
inquiring about my requirements for a position, therefore, she asked me the
same question six times! Chances are, you are only a commission in her/his
eyes, and they won’t care where they place you, just so long as they get their
"pimping" fee.
- When the agency asks what you will or will not do, make sure that the
potential employer is also aware of your limitations. I always demand that the
computer environment be IBM or PC – not MAC [sorry to all of my friends who
use Macs]. One company that I fell in love with and really wanted a position
with, turned out to be a Mac environment. Not only that, but when the company
called the agency to say, "sorry, but we’ve already filled the position from
within the company", the agency never told me and I left my current job early
[see other stressful conditions] to fight traffic to get to a third round
interview which turned out not to exist. It was embarrassing for everyone.
- When the agency says, "well, it isn’t exactly what you want – the computer
environment is not what you requested, the salary range is not what you
wanted, the hours, or location are not what you requested, BUT you can learn,
you’ll get a raise in a couple of years, we all have to work crappy
hours, or so what if the commute is 1-1/2 hours one way – at least you’ll get
your foot in the door." Run away! Believe me, there ARE jobs out there that
will fill your needs.
So, now you are on an interview:
- Ask why the person you are replacing left the company. Acceptable reasons:
moved out of town, promotion, found their "dream job", better commute.
Unacceptable reasons are: didn’t want to waste time generating ANOTHER sexual
harassment suit, didn’t want to be on call 24 hours a day, did not have a
sense of humor, or had a nervous breakdown.
- If you are asked, "are you thick-skinned or thin-skinned, what would you
NOT do for your boss or, how do you handle people with violent tempers?" RUN
AWAY, especially if the interviewer takes notes.
The Waiting Game: You have gone through the first round interview, you know
you nailed it, so just how long do you wait?
Time is relative so if you are desperate for a job (i.e., you are
unemployed), then you may want to bite at the first offer. However, decide
beforehand, if and how much of a salary cut you would have to take – this is
common for Executive Daycare Providers [what I do].
- If the salary is too low, don’t say anything at the interview. Wait until
you get home so you can laugh out loud, then send a "thank you, but no thank
you" letter, with a copy of the want ads to the prospective employer. Chances
are they will meet or beat your salary requirements. If you want to work at a
particular company, then this is a good thing. If they don’t want to bring you
up above the poverty line, then run away.
- Find out exactly when they are planning on having the position filled. I
managed to get my foot into the Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley, back in
early February. I played phone tag for a week, then received a 40 minute
telephone interview, then I was scheduled to fill out an application lasting
for a ½ hour, 1 hour testing (mental & common sense), ½ hour tour, then I was
told that if I passed the testing, then I would be scheduled for 3 or more
callback interviews, then would have to pass a physical and a drug test…. It
has now been over 1 month since I passed the testing, I’ve yet to have been
called for the 1st round interview. When I called to inquire about
my status in the interview queue (I was in contention against 85+ other
applicants), I was told, "well, take any job now, our interview process takes
a long time, so if you have to, you can work for another company, then always
give 2 weeks notice." Tacky, tacky, tacky. Plus the position pays $3K below MY
bottom line – no chance to raise it either. I had to choose to run away,
albeit slowly, because it would have been my dream job.
- If the interviewer calls you at home at 9:30PM and asks if you’ve
considered any job offers, because they still have an open position – then you
find out that you would be expected to still be working at 9:30PM EVERY NIGHT,
thank them for calling, tell them you’ve found something else, and you will
call them if you are ever interested in the future. Laugh profusely, after
hanging up the phone
If you can find a job you truly LOVE, then great for you! If you can find a
job you can do well, get a decent salary and decent recognition, then
congratulations! If you are unhappy, cannot get out of bed during the week, but
bolt upright on the weekends, cry when you get home from work, cry on the way to
work, and have alienated your spouse or significant other complaining about your
job – then it is time for you to find a new company to work for.
Other stressful situations:
- If you have a current job, do not tell anyone at your work that you "are
looking". If anyone in your current company knows that you are "looking", from
the lowest paying position to the highest manager, you will be written off and
any chances of improving your current situation will be lost. PERIOD. If your
potential prospects do not pan out, your old job will be more miserable than
before!
- Make sure that the new company you are interviewing for does NOT tell a
soul at your old company that you "are looking". I found out that a friend of
an employee at a potential company (DEF Company) heard I was interviewing for
the company – she called my company (the ABC Company where I was currently
working) and asked what I was like to work with, because she heard I was
interviewing at DEF! It made my life a living H*LL at the old company, and
made me very leery about trusting anyone at the new company.
- If the interviewing process is not successful, i.e.: the interviewer shows
up late, they don’t know you’re coming, they haven’t read your resume prior to
your arrival, your interview is constantly interrupted by phone calls or
visitors to the interviewer’s office, or they do not contact you one way or
another after the interview – run away. It will NOT get any better after you
are there.
- If the employees look like zombies when you arrive for your interview and
state they haven’t been home in 18+ hours to shower, but food is brought in so
they can keep working… Well, unless you like that type of environment, then
run away. You will just be dragged into the ranks of the "Living Dead".
- If the place smells like urine or if garbage is piled up in the office
because they haven’t paid their janitorial bills, run away. They won’t be able
to pay you either.
The way I view it, "a job is a place I have to go, until I can go home." So
for the time I have to be at "a job", I do a good (sometimes OUTSTANDING) job,
get a check to cover living expenses and projects that Nick and I do together at
home, and life is just dandy! There is always the lottery!