Nick's MSDS

Section 1. Chemical product and company identification:
Product Name: Nickdotmoe™
Company ID: The Moe Group Holdings Company, LLC

Section 2. Composition/information on ingredients:
Composition: 50% Italian, 25% German, 25% Scottish.
Production: Ingredients fused into compound Nickdotmoe™ under proprietary high pressure/ minimum supervision process.

Section 3. Hazards identification, including emergency overview:
Do not expose to injustice, unfairness, or judgmental self-righteousness. See sections 5 and 6 for details.

Section 4. First aid measures:
Nickdotmoe™ is non-toxic under normal conditions. Remove victim of overexposure from immediate area and administer alcohol if required.

Section 5. Fire fighting measures:
Although Nickdotmoe™ is a highly stable material, section 3 materials can detonate Nickdotmoe™. Best action is to retreat and let Nickdotmoe™ burn itself out.

Section 6. Accidental release measures:
Declare the area a superfund site, forget about it as soon as possible and never speak of it again.

Section 7. Handling and storage:
Nickdotmoe™ is most stable at temperatures between 68-78ºF. Nickdotmoe™ will tend to become viscous, sluggish and has been known to make noise at temperatures outside of this range. Below 50ºF Nickdotmoe™ becomes inert. Store in a soft, comfortable area at the optimal temperature range. Nickdotmoe™ remains active if surrounded by love, birds and sufficient electron using devices.

Section 8. Exposure controls/personal protection:
If you find Nickdotmoe™ to be an irritant, see section 4. And always use personal protection.

Section 9. Physical and chemical properties:
5'11' Tall, Brownish/Reddish hair (what's left of it), Blue Eyes.

Section 10. Stability and reactivity:
Nickdotmoe™ mixes well with many and varied materials. Nickdotmoe™ is extremely stable and can stand adverse conditions for extended periods. Reactivity threshold is very high, but once crossed, the reaction can frightening. See section 5.

Section 11. Toxicological information:
Harmless under normal conditions.

Section 12. Ecological information:
Nickdotmoe™ is a minor ecological hazard due to occasional venting of sulphur and methane based gas compounds. (Stop pharting on the boy!)

Section 13. Disposal considerations:
Dispose of Nickdotmoe™ gently and with minimal fanfare. Garbage day is Tuesday.

Section 14. Transport information:
Nickdotmoe™ does not transport well and tends to be most effective when kept near its point of origin.

Section 15. Regulatory information:
Nickdotmoe™ has a lower reaction threshold to regulation and authority than many other adversities and may have negative reactions sooner than with other types of exposure.

Section 16. Other information:

Section 1. Chemical product and company identification: Product Name: Nickdotmoe™ Company ID: The Moe Group Holdings Company, LLC

Section 3. Hazards identification, including emergency overview: Do not expose to injustice, unfairness, or judgmental self-righteousness. See sections 5 and 6 for details.

Section 4. First aid measures: Nickdotmoe™ is non-toxic under normal conditions. Remove victim of overexposure from immediate area and administer alcohol if required.

Section 5. Fire fighting measures: Although Nickdotmoe™ is a highly stable material, section 3 materials can detonate Nickdotmoe™. Best action is to retreat and let Nickdotmoe™ burn itself out.

Section 6. Accidental release measures: Declare the area a superfund site, forget about it as soon as possible and never speak of it again.

Section 8. Exposure controls/personal protection: If you find Nickdotmoe™ to be an irritant, see section 4. And always use personal protection.

Section 9. Physical and chemical properties: 5'11' Tall, Brownish/Reddish hair (what's left of it), Blue Eyes.

Section 10. Stability and reactivity: Nickdotmoe™ mixes well with many and varied materials. Nickdotmoe™ is extremely stable and can stand adverse conditions for extended periods. Reactivity threshold is very high, but once crossed, the reaction can frightening. See section 5.

Section 11. Toxicological information: Harmless under normal conditions.

Section 13. Disposal considerations: Dispose of Nickdotmoe™ gently and with minimal fanfare. Garbage day is Tuesday.

Section 14. Transport information: Nickdotmoe™ does not transport well and tends to be most effective when kept near its point of origin.

Section 15. Regulatory information: Nickdotmoe™ has a lower reaction threshold to regulation and authority than many other adversities and may have negative reactions sooner than with other types of exposure.