The American Presidency: as seen by Nick

George Washington
could not tell a lie.

Abe Lincoln
freed the slaves.

Teddy Roosevelt
spoke softly and carried a big stick.

Franklin Roosevelt
a new deal.

Harry Truman
gave 'em hell.

Eisenhower
We all liked Ike.

John Kennedy
didn't last.

LBJ
had a Ladybird.

Dick Nixon
went to China.

Jimmy Carter.
The best EX-president.

Gerry Ford
fell down a lot.

Ronnie Reagan
outspent the commies.

George Bush
fought world war three.

Willie Clinton
got a blowjob.

Dubya Bush
was appointed, not elected.